Top 10...

Ok, so I totally stole this from Andrea, but I laughed and laughed and know some of you can relate!

Top 10 Indications you are a Secretary for a Sovereign Grace Ministries Church:
10) Congregation members come to you with any question or about any glitch in the Sunday service thinking you'll have the answer, or can solve the problem.
9) You refer to C.J. Mahaney as "Captain", Sovereign Grace Ministries as "H.Q.", and Covenant Life Church as "the mother ship".
8) You get the biggest thrill out of any opportunity to call another SGM church.
7) You know the names and family members of all the pastoral and administrative staff at all the SGM churches, even though you've only actually met half a dozen of them in person.
6) Although you agree with and rather like the new name, "Sovereign Grace Ministries" you still use "PDI" because it's easier to say, write, and email, which is where you use it the most.
5) You have ever answered your home phone, "Good morning,(your church name) church, this is (your name), how may I help you?"
4) You can perfectly spell and pronounce such names as Phelan, Altrogge, Cabaniss, Ricucci, Boisvert, and Sczebel.
3) You lovingly refer to the computer, copier, and fax machine as "personal means of sanctification", and when it malfunctions (like, every day!) you ask for prayer for a joyful heart attitude while you grow in this area of your life.
2) You've become rather accustomed to purchasing items over the internet using a variety of credit cards, none of which are yours.
1) You're familiar with the names of nearly every message given at any conference in the last five years (along with who gave it), even though you haven't heard the message, nor were you even AT the conference!

Know what I'm talkin' about? :o)